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This is a Conservative:

This is another Conservative hugging the first Conservative:

Why are they hugging? He wanted to be President so bad he would hug anybody. Even another man in public.

He brought along this pretty Conservative named Sarah Palin.

She wanted to be President too. She had very low intelligence. Her intelligence was so low it was the subject of a tremendous amount of comedy.

But it doesn't matter to Conservatives how low a person's intelligence is. The most important thing to Conservatives is believing in Conservatism. You see, without blind belief in Conservatism a Conservative would be rendered Totally Impotent (powerless).

And: Conservative ideology says you must make the government SMALLER.

But when you're President...

you're in charge of the government. That means you are only as powerful as the government is.

Thus a Conservative elected to public office has a problem.

Bigger government = more power.

Smaller government = less power.

This puts elected Conservatives in a very weird place.

On one hand: Remain true to Conservative ideology and restrict government all the time.

On the other hand: Increase your power and implement as many of your ideas as possible during your tenure in government.

And it has been proven, historically, that if there are too many Conservatives in high government it will always end in tragedy (because Conservatives in Power can't control themselves).

William McKinley

President:

1897 - 1901

CONSERVATIVE

Theodore Roosevelt

President:

1901-1909

CONSERVATIVE

William Taft

President:

1909 - 1913

CONSERVATIVE

Woodrow Wilson

President:

1913-1921

Liberal

Warren Harding

President:

1921-1923

CONSERVATIVE

Calvin Coolidge

President:

1923 - 1929

CONSERVATIVE

Herbert Hoover

President:

1929 - 1933

CONSERVATIVE

Ronald Reagan

President:

1981 - 1989

CONSERVATIVE

George Bush

President:

1989 - 1993

CONSERVATIVE

Bill Clinton

President:

1993 - 2001

Liberal

George Bush Jr.

President:

2001 - 2009

CONSERVATIVE

Barack Hussein Obama

President:

2009 - ????

Liberal

THE GREAT DEPRESSION HITS

STOCK MARKET CRASHES

EVERYTHING FALLS APART (1929)

Depression of 2009: It seems bad so far.

We hope it isn't another 1929.

Conservatives want to blame Obama.

You might ask: with all of these FAILURES of the Conservatives, why are they still popular?

More importantly: How do we stop this Conservative Cancer from killing us all?

Everyone Agrees: the Democrats are mostly worthless.

(Conservative Intellectual)

Because of this inherent hypocrisy, Conservatives create ridiculous disasters in policy.

But literally ANYTHING is better than this

CONSERVATIVE CANCER

Why do Conservatives NEED to believe?

It's a fairly short explanation and it starts here:

Conservatives want to be in charge of the government.

You have to believe.

As Americans, we have to stop the believers in the FAILED CONSERVATIVE IDEOLOGY.

Actual Lead Up To The Great Depression of 1929

1897 - 1929

8 years of liberal presidents.

24 years of Conservative presidents.

With so much Conservative leadership, can anyone be surprised that the United States fell apart in 1929?

History normally repeats itself until people make it stop.

Hoover is famous for being utterly unable to stem the downturn of the Great Depression during his administration.

(Look it up)

Are we lucky that we didn't elect another Hoover? Only time will tell. History seems to praise the decision.

Conservatives create these disasters because they maintain a failed ideology. Make government smaller when you want it bigger at the same time? How? How?

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